{"id":76398,"date":"2026-04-01T06:00:27","date_gmt":"2026-04-01T04:00:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zigarren.zone\/?p=76398"},"modified":"2026-04-02T10:11:27","modified_gmt":"2026-04-02T08:11:27","slug":"edition-26-04-cigars-against-drama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zigarren.zone\/en\/edition-26-04-zigarren-gegen-drama\/","title":{"rendered":"EDITION 26\/04: Cigars against drama - smoke instead of \u201eWe need to talk\u201c"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Drama never starts big. It starts with \u201eOk, I've got a minute.\u2018<br>With a dot. That is not a full stop. <em>This is a trap.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Then comes: \u201eWe need to talk, I've got five minutes!\u201c<br>Trailer for a horror film, shot in your living room.<br>And that's where the cigar comes in. Not as an escape. As fire protection.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>The cigar, man!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Drama wants speed, reaction, escalation.<br>The cigar wants: slowly, calmly, confidently.<br>You light the fire - and suddenly it's not the problem that gets smaller, but the volume.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Drama asks: \u201eWhy aren't you answering?\u201c<br>Because a cigar does not accept hectic. Only embers.<br>And the best thing: you become useless for drama.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No stage. No food. No theatre.<br>You're not cold. You're just not for sale.<br>When someone says \u201eWe need to talk\u201c again, you think:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes, but not in a sprint.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>With a cigar, man!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Tell me about your drama! You can get started in the comments box below.<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"bildnachweis\">Picture credits<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Cover: ChatGPT: \u201eDraw an abstract picture that represents April. Without text.\u201c<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:50px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n<nav aria-label=\"breadcrumbs\" class=\"rank-math-breadcrumb\"><p><span class=\"label\">You are here:<\/span> <span class=\"last\">Home page<\/span><\/p><\/nav>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drama never starts big. It starts with \u201eOk, I've got a minute.\u2018 Full stop. That's not a full stop. That's a trap. Then comes: \u201cWe need to talk....<\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":76481,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6691,662],"tags":[6693],"class_list":["post-76398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-edition","category-marktplatz","tag-edition-2026",""],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.zigarren.zone\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/26-04-April.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zigarren.zone\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zigarren.zone\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zigarren.zone\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zigarren.zone\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zigarren.zone\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76398"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.zigarren.zone\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":77479,"href":"https:\/\/www.zigarren.zone\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76398\/revisions\/77479"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zigarren.zone\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76481"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zigarren.zone\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zigarren.zone\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zigarren.zone\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}